My name is Thyme.
T-H-Y-M-E!!
I have various nicknames but none of which are:
BubbleButt
Thyme the Tank
Blimpo
Chunky Monkey (although it IS good ice cream)
Chubbs
Tubbo, or anything that rhymes with Tubbo
I take offense when I get compared to a surgical glove that has been blown up to create a balloon with appendages.
I will not wear a white t-shirt with Goodyear written on the side.
Remember,
My bladder is smooshed
My gas is lethal
I just might get reflux
So as Cartman would say...."Respect My Authority"!
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2 comments:
would the nickname "waddles" be appropriate, LOL.....guess if i use that term i will be on your B list. can i "remy"deem myself if i give you lots of cookies? the way into a pregant girl's heart is thru food, right? hehe cant to see you
All you need are mirrored shades and a Big Wheel and your authorit-ay will be unchallenged!
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